February 2012
27 posts
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There's this cereal commercial where these ladies...
squibble:
and I’m like, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?? THIS IS A FUCKING COMMERCIAL TRYING TO TELL US WHAT TO EAT.
Yes.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Christaland: She pushed her crooked thumb against... →
christaland:
She pushed her crooked thumb against the inside of my wrist, cocked her head to the side and whispered, “Night time is for sleeping. Day time is for working.”
I was sitting on a metal folding chair in the back room of a market on Mott Street, surrounded by elderly Chinese women and dead, hanging…
Wow. What school in said.
Frogblog: Please read - Thanks. →
2yellows:
Julie could use our help.
As you know, Julie is currently undergoing radiation treatments to her brain for stage IV breast cancer. She has been fighting this battle since April 2010 and has shared it with us along the way. She will continue chemotherapy and whatever…
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TT Shitty Valentine's Day Edition.
I’m afraid one day I’m just going to be a big scar.
Today, I burned a lot of my thigh after heating up my coffee too much.
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WatchRomeo would rather have the Ritz crackers I’m hiding in my purse than give me a kiss. Typical.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
You see the problem with Arsenal is that…
January 2012
111 posts
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Reblog this if you want a long anonymous message...
thedza:
aimee-b-loved:
sblaufuss:
vegkat:
thejohnblog:
BRING IT HATERZ
Whatever. Do it or don’t.
Ugh, this is the exact opposite of what I want!
I’ll bite. No, not literally. Perverts.
Yeah, more stuff I’m not going to find time to keep up with.
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WatchRomeo can’t get his toy.
sure, why not?: In honor of Newt Gingrich... →
therobinmc:
In honor of Newt Gingrich apparently winning the South Carolina primary:
For all I know, Callista Gingrich is a perfectly nice Catholic lady who’s totes ok with having an open marriage with an overgrown slug. She also looks like the Chicken Lady. Nobody ever said the Chicken Lady wasn’t…
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